Why DID the chicken cross the road?

Posing an obvious answer to this age old question
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Is there anyone on the planet who hasn't heard this question?

Everyone has an funny/snide/clever answer. But I've never heard anyone answer "well, why don't you ask the chicken?"

So, let's talk to the chicken.

From his perspective, he/she sees a large creature coming towards it shouting and brandishing some sort of shiny stick in front of it. His thoughts are probably along the lines of "run, fast, and here's a nice unobstructed field to run across."

If by change, this chicken has the intelligence level of a two year old or something on the order of the two sons of that last "guy", they'd probably be thinking "what's a road?"


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